11.06.09
ALL OF AMERICA IS AMERICA
"No call.
No card.
No nothing.
You are off my list.
Ok, bye!"
-a voicemail by Ewo (in regards to me forgetting his 60th birthday)
"Are passing 5 2 NOW KING DOM ECW"
-A text from my mother (in regards to her and my dad coming down to visit today)
Both pieces of evidence are conclusive: my parents do not deserve their cellphones.
ratherbored at 18:27