02.18.08
Hey, a Twinkie!
Today I found ten pennies on the pavement, so I picked up the seven that were heads up.
For a brief forty minutes I had seven pennies worth of good luck, but then a Mexican homeless man, no joke, chased me begging for a quarter so I had to give him the only loose change I had, my seven lucky pennies.
Had I known how the afternoon's events would transpire, I would have gotten the three tails pennies so that smelly homeless man would have had three pennies worth of bad luck.
Chasing me down, who does he think he is?
Oh yeah, that's right, a homeless guy in the Lowe's parking lot, begging for change.
Apologies.
ratherbored at 23:37