04.20.08
Forensic Psychiatrist Jack Gramm
In Richmond News: there were gunshots last night but not the typical "one in the air at Hyperlink" gunshots. Nope, these were more like POP...POPPOPPOPPOPPOP...POP and repeat for at least twenty gunshots. Susan and I were all like "SHIT IS GETTING REAL" and looked out the window to see where they were coming from and consdiering there were now no joke twenty cop cars in the parking lot of a fried chicken restaurant down Broad we came to the consensus that yes, that is where shit got real.
Unfortunately I was in the midst of a drawing-all-day/fat/Advil Pm coma and rolled over and went to sleep only to wake up to hear from Susan that later that night even MORE shit got real and that in front of Sahara's there was a whole line of people on their knees being arrested.
Moral of the story: No matter how much you want to fall into a deep, deathlike sleep, DO NOT TAKE ADVIL PM, IT MAKES YOU MISS OUT ON LIFE.
ratherbored at 14:26