06.07.08
Spring Fever, catch it!
I was going to chronicle the days of Club OTB, which include hearing phantom phone calls, unbearable heat, discovering the people you are idly making small talk with as they wait for a table are the same family who totaled your sister's car, being called 'hot' by a drunken man with low standards, and reeking of tortilla chips long after bouts of vigorous scrubbing
but I won't.
Instead I will point out the fact that Vienna, Virginia toadally gets a shout out/jibe from David Sedaris in his new book.
ratherbored at 19:19