06.28.08
DUDE WON AN EMMY WHEN HE WAS FOURTEEN
"Do I feel the pain of my French Canadien ancestors toiling away in Illinois? NO. NO I DON'T."
"Well my people grew up on potatoes and we LOST THEM ALL."
Tom and his friends are downstairs having a yelling match over (presumably) discrimination, white people...and...Shia LaBeouf?
I don't know, but they were yelling about Transformers. They're reciting his roles now.
"THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED, BOBBY, TRU CONFESSIONS"
I have no idea what's going on, I returned home last night to find an empty keg in our garage, ping pong balls everywhere, and a comatose kid on our couch.
And they're still here.
ratherbored at 17:11