ratherbored's Diaryland Diary

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07.24.08 - Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you!
07.21.08 - my own proclivities are well-known and often-lamented facts of penal lore
07.19.08 - -
07.15.08 - Positively Dickensian
07.12.08 - EPILOGUE THE SEQUEL
07.12.08 - THERE IS HOMELESS EJACULATE ALL OVER THE CITY
07.12.08 - EL AMORE PROHIBIDO
07.09.08 - And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
07.08.08 - -
07.08.08 - -
07.06.08 - i can blow perfect smoke rings, but only when nobody is looking.
07.03.08 - Nothing is going to change.
07.01.08 - what kind of mafia thrives with only two members?
06.30.08 - I'M TYPING SO HARD I MIGHT BREAK MY FUCKING MACBOOK AIR
06.28.08 - DUDE WON AN EMMY WHEN HE WAS FOURTEEN
06.27.08 - BREAK DOWEN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW
06.21.08 - -Many of the smurfs didn't even try to block away their tears when Papa Smurf reminded them of the horrors they witnessed.\"
06.18.08 - Muppet Pleasure Island
06.14.08 - Stick a wrench in me I'm done.
06.14.08 - NO MONKEY THAT IS NOT CANDY IT IS HOT LAVA
06.10.08 - Iran so far away.
06.07.08 - Spring Fever, catch it!
06.05.08 - -
06.02.08 - Make like an atom and split.
06.01.08 - My other dog is a FAG
05.30.08 - Now I must play the final scene, the death of Dr Death!
05.29.08 - YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
05.26.08 - -
05.26.08 - -
05.23.08 - Take a drink, take a drive.
05.22.08 - Ready. Aim. Marry Me!
05.20.08 - THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS THE DRUMS
05.19.08 - If we pool our money, perhaps we shall buy some ice creams.
05.15.08 - Bud Guthrie had written a paean to the grizzly, calling it the \"living, snorting incarnation of the wildness and grandeur of America.\"
05.15.08 - Eggs of Wisdom
05.13.08 - pampered
05.13.08 - I know this because I am dying, DYING.
05.12.08 - can you see my belly?
05.12.08 - SMELLOGRAM
05.11.08 - CAFE AU LAIT
05.10.08 - TEMPORARY LAY-OFFS=GOOD TIMES
05.09.08 - Thar Kid.
05.07.08 - -
05.05.08 - Gaseous Clay
05.04.08 - I met Poop today. We are playing chess.
05.03.08 - EITHER THEY DON'T KNOW, DON'T SHOW, OR DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT DOES DOWN IN THE HOOD.
05.01.08 - Fiber, it'll make you poo!
04.29.08 - piss christ
04.28.08 - BEARS. BEATS. BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA.
04.28.08 - Are you sure you're not getting your hopes up? Of course not, that's what hopes are for.
04.27.08 - George Clooney Acceptance Speech
04.26.08 - -
04.25.08 - -
04.24.08 - !!!
04.24.08 - -
04.23.08 - -
04.22.08 - Pee drinking man-fish I have known
04.20.08 - Forensic Psychiatrist Jack Gramm
04.18.08 - I was told there would be cake.
04.16.08 - a half-empty whiskey bottle in one hand, a half-empty sawed-off shotgun in the other, and a dead hooker at my feet
04.14.08 - ADVENTURE AND DANGER, LOVE FROM A STRANGER:
04.12.08 - \"Science can't explain everything\"
04.11.08 - the future will be far more futuristic than originally predicted
04.09.08 - Sandwiss
04.09.08 - ...OF BLOOD
04.07.08 - ERECT IN DEFIANCE OF GOD'S WILL
04.06.08 - sugar shits
04.04.08 - Serious. Serious. Serious.
04.04.08 - Mind grapes
04.01.08 - Our friendly staff is friendly!
03.31.08 - The screaming....the screaming of Jared Leto
03.30.08 - A FEAST! A FEAST FOR THE EYES!
03.28.08 - just another canadian trying to make it in nashville
03.26.08 - Is it completely sad that I'd heard about Poultrygeist before Fozzie's YouTube clip?
03.24.08 - I know I'm forgetting at least a few, AH'M OLD, RED DRESS!
03.24.08 - want a cat, my boyfriend wants a dog, we got into a fight, i drowned him in a bog
03.21.08 - -
03.21.08 - Crankshaft
03.18.08 - Bordello of Blood
03.17.08 - Jewish humor is no joke!
03.16.08 - pubic library
03.13.08 - George Bushitis
03.12.08 - Mary Anne? Mo' lyk MARY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, HEYYYYYY Y'ALLLLLLL
03.11.08 - Intercontinental, but only when I eat French Toast
03.09.08 - you know what getting off to a bad start means to a guy like me? NOT A GODDAMN THING
02.26.08 - I saw my life flash before my eyes, and there was plenty of you in there.
02.25.08 - -
02.25.08 - desserts
02.24.08 - Guh-LORY.
02.22.08 - They live in the meadow
02.22.08 - They live in the meadow
02.21.08 - It was dark, Stacy. I'd lost my car keys and thought they might be in your bra or pants.
02.20.08 - ALLLLLLLLLLAH! Or: Anne Marie's Nine Hundreth Entry
02.18.08 - Hey, a Twinkie!
02.17.08 - Spontaneous
02.15.08 - SMELLS LIKE A WETBACK'S DICK
02.14.08 - Pastrami, the most erotic of all salted, cured meats.
02.12.08 - jump into my mouth and breathe the stardust
02.11.08 - Strawberry Street
02.10.08 - Two against one? I liketh those odds.
02.07.08 - tired. tried. tread.
02.07.08 - -
02.04.08 - I AM ON THE PHONE, BRING BRING HELLLO CAN'T YOU SEE THAT!?
01.31.08 - stalin only killed the lazy
01.31.08 - THEY INJECT AIDS INTO OUR CHICKEN NUGGEST
01.29.08 - shenanigans.
01.28.08 - Extra butter.
01.26.08 - He Got Game
01.25.08 - RAMBO BY RAMBO FOR RAMBO
01.23.08 - NIXON GETCHO DICKS ON
01.19.08 - onion breath
01.17.08 - LeviOHsa! Not LEVYOsa!
01.16.08 - -
01.15.08 - -
01.11.08 - LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY
01.09.08 - I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THESE LIGHTS HERE!
01.07.08 - -
01.01.08 - Do Have another cup of babies blood
12.30.07 - PRODUCT KNOWLEDGE.
12.28.07 - -
12.25.07 - MERRY CHRISTMAS
12.18.07 - -
12.18.07 - -
12.16.07 - gahd fahckin dammit
12.14.07 - This is a weapon, this is a gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.
12.12.07 - this. is. a. real. commer. cial.
12.12.07 - procastinatory
12.12.07 - -
12.10.07 - britney canada whore
12.09.07 - warning: lhame college story below
12.04.07 - N3rd
12.04.07 - N3rd
12.03.07 - JUSTINBOBBY:The Man, The LEGEND
12.02.07 - Silent night...DEADLY night.
12.01.07 - peas of me
11.29.07 - -
11.28.07 - tinsel toss, dental floss
11.27.07 - 19 and a month
11.26.07 - Vietzombie
11.25.07 - -
11.21.07 - I'm not a doctor, but he has holes in his stomach.
11.19.07 - HORRORFEST! HORRORFEST! HORRORFEST!
11.18.07 - HORRORFEST! HORRORFEST! HORRORFEST!
11.14.07 - But can the Hair act?
11.13.07 - This shit just got REAL
11.13.07 - lord royal highness
11.12.07 - Spongebob Marathon!
11.11.07 - -
11.09.07 - if it had been in a movie, i would have laughed
11.08.07 - thirsty thursday
11.06.07 - Listen to me talk about myself, isn't it glorious?
11.06.07 - -
11.04.07 - LET THE NECROMANCERS KNOW THAT I. AM. A. DOUCHEBAAAAAG!
11.03.07 - WE OWN THE NIGHT
10.31.07 - -
10.31.07 - salt bloat
10.30.07 - I am going to die, alone and penniless.
10.29.07 - Special Guest: The Special Guests
10.26.07 - PEANUT BUTTER AND VANILLA YOGURT
10.24.07 - WOW FUCK RAINY DAYS
10.22.07 - You flighty temptress, you.
10.21.07 - GAIL!
10.17.07 - theyre calling in a cleaner! NAMED HARVEY MUTHA FUCKIN' KEITEL.
10.16.07 - -
10.15.07 - I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVAAAAAAH
10.11.07 - MY NAME IS DOMINO HAH-VEE
10.10.07 - I AM GOING TO THE FUCKING KINGDOM
10.09.07 - best wizard duel ever
10.08.07 - -
10.06.07 - Okay College, I get the joke. Very fucking funny.
10.05.07 - eyes. sinking. into. skull.
10.04.07 - ZOOM
10.02.07 - the roommate has got TRL on and it's fucking SOLJA GURL playing and OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT TO BURN EVERY COPY OF THIS SINGLE
10.01.07 - transcribed
09.29.07 - ready to die
09.29.07 - This scene makes it sound like he was searching for the right 'fuck music' to put on, I apologize for the ambiguity.
09.28.07 - Fountain Bookstore
09.26.07 - resonable accomodation
09.25.07 - Living in muh parents' basement, happy birthday, I'm forty threeee
09.24.07 - Mr. Submarine
09.23.07 - DMZ
09.20.07 - It's Always Sunny
09.20.07 - YOU CAN ALWAYS GO DOWNTOWNNNNN THINGS'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUUUUUUU
09.19.07 - sudz
09.18.07 - GO CARLTON GO CARLTON
09.17.07 - I HATE EVERYONE. EVER. GOD DAMMIT.
09.16.07 - Morningwood
09.13.07 - WHAT THE FUCK, ART CLASS?
09.11.07 - Art Fag II: This Time, It's Personal
09.09.07 - Subserviance.
09.09.07 - -
09.06.07 - all ones and zeroes
09.05.07 - BALLZ TO THE WALLZ
09.02.07 - kookaburra
08.31.07 - You'd better leave...before the beast comes back.
08.30.07 - kookaburra
08.29.07 - Mary, if a REAL horse was 18, we'd have shot it by now.
08.27.07 - FUCK YOU PUPPET MASTER
08.27.07 - Glen's Homophobia Newsletter Vol. 3 Issue 2
08.26.07 - Greeks are just Jews without money
08.25.07 - Columbus died in Spain in 1506
08.24.07 - welcome to the suck
08.23.07 - snot rocket
08.22.07 - It's been hard work conditioning the cake
08.21.07 - -
08.17.07 - Eighty-two percent
08.15.07 - Troll 2
08.15.07 - PUNISHED
08.12.07 - FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
08.10.07 - FACE MELTING
08.09.07 - girl cheese, boy cheese
08.07.07 - Otherwise known as RAPE!: The Movie
07.28.07 - The best of the best sites for your panty poop on the web
07.20.07 - -
07.20.07 - ANNE MARIE TRIVIA: DAZZLE YOUR FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES!
07.19.07 - Bad News Jews
07.18.07 - Insomiatic Googling
07.14.07 - WALK IT OUT BOB FOSSE
07.12.07 - Death Bed: The Bed that Eats People
07.09.07 - If you're hairy you belong on a motorbike!
07.06.07 - Sore throat! Soar throte! Sowr Throwte!
07.04.07 - The inside scoop
07.02.07 - Hoo hoo Hee Hee
06.29.07 - I was once called the worst audience member Cirque du Soleil ever had.
06.24.07 - Nothing creates the illusion of success like a yacht.
06.22.07 - A tale of romance, political intrigue and unbridled enthusiasm.
06.20.07 - What weapon did Grace Paley ask for?
06.19.07 - BOLLOX
06.17.07 - NSFW
06.14.07 - He's going to make judgements on my charachter.
06.13.07 - LOOK AT BANNER, MICHAEL
06.12.07 - \"i wish mah hair werent so dang long!\"
06.12.07 - Penile Mutilation
06.10.07 - Punny
06.09.07 - CHAD KROEGER:AMERICA'S ROCKSTAR
06.07.07 - LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE VIENNA TOWN GREEN
06.05.07 - Dr. Kuga betrayed my dentist patient trust today and I don't think I can ever forgive him
06.05.07 - YETHSSSSHMEH
06.03.07 - \"There are people who know Max Chang, and there are people who think they know Max Chang\"
06.02.07 - THE INFECTION IS IN THE BLOOD
06.01.07 - what a terrible turn of events this turned out to be
05.30.07 - Menstrual Molly is such a fucking WHORE
05.30.07 - Anne Dellinger: Charmander Would Be Proud
05.29.07 - Time Elapsed: 30 minutes Burns Suffered: Third degree
05.28.07 - WHEN I SAID THAT I LOVED YOU, I MEANT THAT I LOVED YOU, FOREVAAAA
05.24.07 - Alex, Miami...has a new breed of....CRIMINAL
05.24.07 - FUCK EVERYBODY I'M GOING TO BED
05.22.07 - i'm such a mess and i'm so depressed and i'd like to rest cause i'm so well dressed
05.21.07 - Here's to you, Timbuktu
05.20.07 - Pssh, it ain't a blog, it a DIARY
05.18.07 - Asbest-O's
05.16.07 - It just ain't the same
05.15.07 - HOWDIGETBURNED?!
05.14.07 - dammned if you do, damned if you don't
05.13.07 - What happened to me? VIET-FUCKING-NAM IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
05.12.07 - BEGBIE DESTROYED LONDON
05.10.07 - Mommy helps me put on my jacket, I like bees
05.09.07 - DYING TO DANCE: The Greg Darcy Story
05.09.07 - Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, PRINCESS!
05.08.07 - Assistant Coach Carter: The Prequel
05.08.07 - The Chronic Complainer Chronicle
05.07.07 - OH THERE YOU ARE!
05.07.07 - OH THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK
04.30.07 - I'd like a slice of za please, extra za on top.
04.30.07 - REPTAR REPTAR GOTTA FIND THAT REPTAR
04.30.07 - Meanwhile back at the ranch...
04.28.07 - URINE
04.27.07 - FREE, FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS!
04.26.07 - A Phabulously Troo Story
04.25.07 - FUCKING KILL ME NOW
04.25.07 - -
04.24.07 - Well you came, and you gave, without taking
04.23.07 - -
04.23.07 - TOMMY LEE JONES: AMERICA'S ROOMMATE: THE FINAL DRAFT
04.22.07 - FLY FLEANCE FLY
04.21.07 - My pigs, my pigs, my lovely lady pigs
04.20.07 - Diatribe: The Movie
04.19.07 - LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT
04.17.07 - And no, I have NOT done my English homework.
04.17.07 - If I were high, there'd be a reason for dreaming this.
04.16.07 - Branson Paper-45 minutes, a personal best.
04.14.07 - I'm having a heart attack, FROM ALL THE FUN I'VE BEEN INGESTING
04.11.07 - THIS ENTRY IS ALL ABOUT THE POO
04.10.07 - Ballz 2: The Return
04.09.07 - THIS ISN'T OVER TIL I SAY IT'S OVER
04.09.07 - Blood Fartz: The Movie
04.08.07 - I want to remember to remember to forget you forgot me
04.07.07 - Actually, I don't really have a day job, sir.
04.06.07 - SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.
04.05.07 - Long story short, the Koreans fucked it all up
04.04.07 - That's fine, because I'm replacing you, WITH THE NIGHT!
04.02.07 - I PURCHASE MUSIC LEGALLY AND IT'S RUINING MY LIFE
03.30.07 - AINT NO VALLEY LOW, AINT NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH
03.29.07 - Holden was right
03.29.07 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE THE BEST
03.27.07 - Ballz to da Wallz
03.26.07 - We're so pure, oh Lord we're so pure.
03.24.07 - Thank you, Outside magazine.
03.22.07 - The Renaissance began!
03.21.07 - -
03.20.07 - Everything I know.
03.19.07 - Maybe I'm a Leo, but I ain't a liar
03.19.07 - Fuck school and fuck you
03.18.07 - on a scale of one to gay, it was pretty gay
03.15.07 - Dimitri, I know, I'm just a upset about this as you are.
03.15.07 - terrified of telephones
03.11.07 - BAM!
03.11.07 - Sexcellent!
03.08.07 - It's just what the love doctor ordered.
03.06.07 - -
03.05.07 - Were there any substances involved?
03.05.07 - PALPITATIONS
03.04.07 - Hey Hey, You You, I don't like your girlfriend
03.03.07 - Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.
03.01.07 - now you're messing with a SON OF A BIIIIIITCH
03.01.07 - Colleen PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
02.28.07 - Bead Buddies GO!
02.27.07 - Who's The Boss?
02.26.07 - Widows and Wolves
02.25.07 - love is a promise of the brave
02.23.07 - IS THIS REAL? IS THIS REAL WHAT I'M FEELING?!
02.22.07 - COMEPUTOUTTHEFIREONUS
02.21.07 - -
02.21.07 - -
02.20.07 - I must defeat Cloud Ben!
02.19.07 - Groovy
02.19.07 - Let's go carve us a witch.
02.15.07 - It's been a long winter
02.15.07 - Best. Song. Ever.
02.15.07 - Space Truckin'
02.14.07 - Happy Valentine's Day, Fags!
02.14.07 - The hail kept me up last night
02.13.07 - Takeiteasy
02.13.07 - Takeiteasy
02.12.07 - -
02.12.07 - OUTDRINK SANTA
02.12.07 - tummyachin
02.11.07 - I hate you and I hate your face.
02.08.07 - Toby! YEAH!
02.08.07 - I am literally allergic to dishwater
02.06.07 - this entry will never happen
02.06.07 - i<3hyperbole
02.05.07 - I HATE SURVEYS. HERE. CHECK OUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
02.05.07 - SENORITIS AFFECTS COLLEGE ACCEPTANCE
02.02.07 - What is with this red? Are we in Communist China?
01.31.07 - All warm and fuzzy and cold and sad
01.30.07 - Jeff Goldblum: Scientist.
01.29.07 - gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mind
01.29.07 - KARMEL SUTRA
01.28.07 - Gotta bust that box, gotta gut that fish
01.27.07 - Howling forever
01.23.07 - To only have a time machine and a loaded gun
01.22.07 - cumonfeethenoiz
01.21.07 - Puta!
01.20.07 - -
01.20.07 - -
01.20.07 - solicite en el Internet
01.19.07 - i am a weekday on weekends, i hate my best friends
01.18.07 - -
01.18.07 - Mangora Sweater
01.15.07 - If Harrison Ford loses...THE TERRORISTS WIN
01.11.07 - Hard Worker
01.10.07 - Good Worker
01.09.07 - Intelligent worker
01.08.07 - Worker
01.08.07 - Determined
01.07.07 - Maneesh Sharma
01.03.07 - You Killed A Boy For Me
01.02.07 - -
01.01.07 - It aint evah cute no more
12.30.06 - I dont even know how I came across finding this
12.29.06 - -
12.29.06 - i just wanted sex, not some lecture on ethics
12.19.06 - ADDestruction
12.19.06 - Loony Loony Lupus
12.19.06 - -
12.18.06 - -
12.17.06 - -
12.16.06 - HUGE...HUGE...HUUUUUUUUUGE
12.14.06 - I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do
12.14.06 - dass janky
12.13.06 - i dont know when my diaryland turned into youtube2 but...FUCK YOU
12.13.06 - I. AM. SO. FUCKED.
12.12.06 - he'll save children, not the british children
12.11.06 - -
12.11.06 - BIG TUNA!
12.09.06 - just a small town girl
12.09.06 - -
12.09.06 - santa bayyyyyyyyyyyybe
12.06.06 - fat bottomed girls
12.05.06 - -
12.04.06 - His figure bears witness to his INSATIABLE appetite for the pleasures of the table.
12.04.06 - FART FACE!
12.03.06 - DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT.
11.30.06 - gold star for mike...slap on the wrist for excessive youtubing by me
11.30.06 - gold star for mike...slap on the wrist for excessive youtubing by me
11.30.06 - Star Jones Reynolds
11.30.06 - governments cant take whats inside
11.29.06 - -
11.27.06 - i crush them and then i snort them
11.27.06 - in love with love and lousy poetry
11.24.06 - Progress is possible, change is inevitable.
11.23.06 - Robin Williams
11.21.06 - silent, but deadly
11.19.06 - necromancer
11.18.06 - americans have no imagination
11.17.06 - -
11.17.06 - COLLEEN IS COMING HOME!
11.16.06 - Art Fag Rant
11.15.06 - WHAAAAAA?!
11.15.06 - KESST-TON DOO
11.15.06 - carpal tunnel christmas
11.13.06 - 10 days until Thanksgiving.
11.13.06 - all the flavors you know and love
11.11.06 - these shoes are 300 fucking dollars LET'S GET THEM
11.11.06 - i take my laxatives with sprite, thank you very much
11.10.06 - the TMI entry
11.04.06 - we ride skeletal lightning
11.02.06 - Parents aren't enforcing the law
11.01.06 - come on kids! let's all be assholes!
10.30.06 - LET'S HEAR IT FOR ABSENTEE BALLOTS!
10.29.06 - Pasha Cafe
10.26.06 - all i wanted was the morning after
10.26.06 - two and a half hours til i die
10.25.06 - i have the worst B.O right now. SO EMBARRASSING! WHAT WILL MY CAT SAY!?
10.25.06 - i have a headache only some sweet mangoes can cure
10.24.06 - let's go to the moon. i hear they have delicious cheese up there
10.23.06 - this is what i think when i have to pee
10.22.06 - teg reggib, teg rettaf, esio trot!
10.21.06 - everybody's lost but me
10.19.06 - DO YOU LOVE IT?
10.19.06 - hydrogenated coconut oil
10.18.06 - there's no justice in this world and there never was
10.17.06 - i honestly dont see why they cant put either of these in the fucking school paper, THE RAT BASTARDS
10.16.06 - sing for absolution
10.16.06 - maybe. maybe not. maybe fuck yourself.
10.14.06 - Hocus Pocus Fridays!
10.14.06 - Aunt Flo just dropped by...THAT BITCH
10.13.06 - Nicole Passmor
10.11.06 - I hate Studying Hamlet
10.10.06 - How I wish that we both were dead.
10.10.06 - satis-fi-cation
10.09.06 - You get the best of both worlds
10.09.06 - This list was handed to me on high from Jesus Christ Himself
10.08.06 - strawberries as big as a baby's fist
10.08.06 - Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday
10.07.06 - Fahblas Dinnah Pahteez
10.05.06 - Queen of the Geeks
10.04.06 - FOG MACHINE: CHECK
10.03.06 - it's hard to stay legit and still pay the rent
10.03.06 - Putting the ASS in SASS since 1988
10.02.06 - ELEPHANTsaysMOO: baby i wanna lick it off :-*
10.02.06 - It turned out Bridge Road was just a road with bridges
10.01.06 - Meat Cookies.
09.30.06 - grey's anatomy marathon with the sis
09.29.06 - Rich Dad, Poor Dad FOR TEENS
09.28.06 - i apologize.
09.26.06 - soooooooo not raven
09.24.06 - Let's hear it for the boys!
09.24.06 - OUTLANDER!
09.21.06 - LET'S ROCK LET'S ROCK LET'S ROCK TONIGHT
09.20.06 - COLLEEN IS A GROWN LAY-DEEEEEEEE!
09.17.06 - the sun came up, up above the sea
09.15.06 - rehab made me fat
09.14.06 - the end.
09.11.06 - FUNFETTI
09.09.06 - DF, HC? AM
09.09.06 - Jenny Tails
09.07.06 - fuck what you heard, STILL jenny from the block
09.05.06 - Dolce Fruita!
09.04.06 - pleasepleasepleasewont you be in my class?
09.02.06 - What comes before Part B? PART A!
09.01.06 - i have beyonce stuck in my head.
08.30.06 - i dont like carlos mencia
08.29.06 - i love yellowcard...also, i'm a douche bag
08.27.06 - bitchingly awesome 10 speed bike
08.27.06 - THE LORD OF THE RINGS II: THE TWIN TOWERS
08.23.06 - ....................heh?
08.23.06 - SexyLexy
08.22.06 - take two laxatives and call me in the morning
08.20.06 - fuck a levey clap clap clap
08.17.06 - PARTY MIX....FOR BREAKFAST!
08.14.06 - ilostmymarbles has just signed off.
07.31.06 - I hope for once that she picked this up off of TV and not from personal experience
07.20.06 - nobody in my art class wants to listen to wolfmother.
07.09.06 - OBSTACLES!
07.07.06 - I heart Charlie
07.03.06 - optimus prime rib
07.02.06 - does it rain where you are? does it snow?
06.29.06 - mysterious me
06.28.06 - Anybody here seen the Garfield movie?
06.28.06 - Goo!
06.27.06 - HENRY
06.26.06 - Dunkaroos
06.24.06 - Girl interrogation
06.23.06 - Last night I swallowed liquor and a lighter
06.19.06 - Mastah Bahty Mastah Bahty!
06.18.06 - or we can look for E.Wo!
06.17.06 - you want to burn the liars, you'll set us both on fire
06.15.06 - AZN
06.15.06 - there is a carnival going on next door. and i am afraid
06.14.06 - i give this entry two boners up
06.13.06 - fudgsicle!
06.12.06 - Pardon my Freedom
06.12.06 - ALL THAT AND CARAMEL
06.12.06 - under the carpet, under the stars
06.11.06 - good memories of this song way back in fall
06.11.06 - Do you have a boy?
06.10.06 - i dont give a shit i dont give a fuck
06.08.06 - Anyone remember/HATE WITH A PASSION, Winslow from Catdog? Christ, whata terrible show.
06.06.06 - TUFFLUFF
06.05.06 - je doute qu'une cigale puisse danser
06.04.06 - Grad-YOO-a-SHUN-day-ay-ayyyy
06.04.06 - THE CUNT
06.01.06 - I just want to bring you down so badly
05.31.06 - goo...I'm piss poor at making lists
05.29.06 - Konichiwa Suzuki!
05.28.06 - Rolf was there!
05.26.06 - NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: THE EPIC MUSICAL
05.24.06 - http://www.cedarcreektreehouse.com/TH_photo.htm
05.23.06 - Oh Gawd, this exhibit is JESUS
05.22.06 - Sweetums
05.22.06 - innocence is dead
05.22.06 - I'll kick you into tomorrow NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
05.21.06 - The O.C. Orange County, It's where all the beautiful people live
05.18.06 - Principal Bone wears pink underwear
05.17.06 - essentially i'm just an animal, so what do i do with all the aggression?
05.16.06 - I WAS IN FUCKING JAWS!
05.16.06 - Dirty Ears Bill!
05.14.06 - Diaryland By William H. Macy
05.13.06 - CALL ME TREEBOY!
05.10.06 - Too much cookie dough
05.09.06 - A lion for Sir Richard Branson
05.09.06 - I'M TIRED OF THESE SNAKES
05.09.06 - I NEVER SAY PLEASE!
05.08.06 - Garlic French Bread
05.06.06 - MEOW
05.04.06 - CLINT
05.02.06 - It was a vry lovely beach towel
05.01.06 - 13 page study guide
05.01.06 - Haircut!
04.30.06 - ice cream fart
04.30.06 - You know whats funny? If I am o put YOU SIR ARE A JERK as my title that would make three people with that as theirs.
04.27.06 - A Social Worker's nightmare
04.26.06 - Nelly and Ralph
04.25.06 - I FUCKING HATE QUICHE
04.25.06 - Where is this coming from?
04.23.06 - Fish and Shits
04.20.06 - I hate indie music.
04.20.06 - Old, I feel so old.
04.19.06 - You want to hear a little secret? You're only as ugly as we think you are
04.18.06 - \"Does it smell like poop in here?\"
04.18.06 - too soon?
04.17.06 - Badumching!
04.17.06 - The second time I flashed the thumbs today involuntarily
04.15.06 - \"For Christs Sakes I DONT GIVE A SHIT!\"
04.12.06 - At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?
04.10.06 - A friend in need's a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better
04.09.06 - Boo of the Year awarded to Sunday
04.08.06 - Workin' up a black sweat
04.06.06 - this diary has turned into a bible all about kelly...i'm sorry
04.06.06 - this diary has turned into a bible all about kelly...i'm sorry
04.05.06 - I thought that they were angels
04.02.06 - I swear to Jah this is one hundred percent true.
03.31.06 - KELLY IS A SMELLY FREAK
03.31.06 - set an open course for the virgin sea
03.30.06 - War of the Diaries
03.29.06 - Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sheet
03.28.06 - Manana Nada mucho
03.27.06 - Father's Day is EVERY day!
03.26.06 - Holidays with good ol' Dad
03.23.06 - colleen has already heard this rant
03.23.06 - when was the last time i saw you alive?
03.21.06 - POOP
03.21.06 - AUGH I'M A FACTOR!
03.19.06 - I love finding old music
03.19.06 - WAUGH WHY AM I SO EXCITED?!
03.19.06 - BITCHES DONT KNOW ME
03.18.06 - i dont know why i found this so humorous....
03.17.06 - PWNED!
03.16.06 - Word
03.14.06 - We Were Stoned When We Thought Up The Title Of This And We Didn't Want To Give It A Name That We Had To Explain As 'Oh Yeah We Were Stoned When We Thought Of It' So We're Just Calling It Improvisational Jam
03.14.06 - Self Bullying: It Saved my Marriage!
03.13.06 - MMMM cherry ginger ale!
03.12.06 - I HATE EVERYONE AND IM TOTALLY NOT KIDDING
03.07.06 - Black History Month
03.06.06 - Wanted: Athleticism and motivation
03.05.06 - !!!
03.05.06 - FOR FUCKSSAKES DO IT
03.04.06 - I'm a stripper, and I sleep just fine at night.
03.01.06 - Poo-Yah
02.28.06 - TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME
02.27.06 - Goo?
02.26.06 - I'm on my fucking period...I had diahrea...and i think im going to vomit....FUCK
02.23.06 - MY LEG IS NUMB
02.18.06 - Satisfaction
02.16.06 - Oh Mah Gad
02.13.06 - My boys need a house
02.12.06 - TOO MUCH PROTEIN
02.09.06 - Cleaning! Is what we DO!
02.08.06 - The Gobfather
01.31.06 - NETLFIXING
01.30.06 - I THOUGHT THEY WERE DEMONS
01.24.06 - You liked my latest film No I didnt Yes you did
01.23.06 - FUCK EVERYONE YOU BASTARDS
01.23.06 - Spinster
01.23.06 - I HATE MTV AND HAT IT'S DONE TO MY COMMUNICATION ABILITIES
01.22.06 - hans gruberstein 2 electric boogaloo
01.21.06 - Muffy Vanderbear
01.20.06 - BEARS! a musical
01.18.06 - And to think I worried about C pluses
01.16.06 - Dear colleen, tis okay cos we got in anyways
01.10.06 - I woe up, it was seven, i waited til eleven waiting for no one to call
01.10.06 - King DONG!
01.07.06 - Maria Theresa Abundo
01.06.06 - GOO Punch
01.01.06 - merci beaucoup bu
12.29.05 - Lest We Forget
12.18.05 - LOUD NOISES
12.14.05 - goo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.14.05 - daalig
12.14.05 - doodoodoodoodoo
12.07.05 - can't wait til it's over
12.06.05 - goo
12.01.05 - bean burrito
11.28.05 - moment of zen
11.24.05 - put the oprah down
11.20.05 - death of a disco dancer
11.16.05 - the kids are spoiled rich and they dont know shit from shit
11.15.05 - blahbity
11.14.05 - I hate everything...minus everything...plus cancelling Arrested Development
11.12.05 - havent you ever heard of closing the god damn door?
11.10.05 - one day we'll lose you all
11.09.05 - Seize him, Caesar
11.08.05 - i love the big haired gay dancer slash the phantom
11.07.05 - ...hmm?
11.07.05 - Forget her forget her forget her, she broke your heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
10.30.05 - i hate candy i hate candy i hate candy i hate candy i hate candy i hate candy i hate candy i hate candy i hate candy
10.27.05 - Sickle Cell Elmo
10.24.05 - BOOYAH
10.20.05 - David is SUCH a star fucker
10.20.05 - VACATION!
10.18.05 - BARRY GOT JUICE
10.12.05 - moody's point
10.11.05 - TIME TRAVEL IS LONELY
10.10.05 - I <3 Christopher Columbus
10.06.05 - troubador
10.05.05 - If there's one thing I HATE, it's a deatheaer who walked free
10.03.05 - Oh High School, you dog
10.02.05 - Anne didn't come to visit me! :(
10.02.05 - HE'S IN DAW BAUFFOOM!
09.30.05 - COLDCREAM
09.28.05 - The Suffering
09.26.05 - WootWoot
09.25.05 - lunar landscapes
09.25.05 - Sleeping with the enemy seems to get the best of me
09.22.05 - I'm a soldier and a poet but a dancer at best
09.20.05 - the phuncky feel one
09.18.05 - back seat, windows up, that's the way you like to fuck
09.17.05 - Fattie
09.16.05 - When it hits my blood I'm not her son
09.15.05 - future scares me
09.11.05 - john vanderslice!
09.10.05 - Lies like Lions
09.04.05 - Augh, I hate mood swings
08.30.05 - Walden is going to give me a heart attack
08.25.05 - Kiss my Sandwich!
08.22.05 - We're looking for wives, so Tired of Sluts comin to us in the clubs with the cocaine
08.16.05 - My friend drowned in his own vomit
08.15.05 - Meat Free for my 5th day starting....now
08.12.05 - 104 Days til Thanksgiving
08.08.05 - RAWKEE RODE
07.30.05 - Oatmeal
07.29.05 - Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
07.28.05 - Power Bars for Breakfast!
07.25.05 - Drip drip drop little april showers
07.22.05 - DuUuUuUuUuUde
07.20.05 - Ghana-rhea
07.18.05 - RENT
07.16.05 - Peanut Butter Power Bars
07.14.05 - McMayo
07.11.05 - Lets play cards...THE RACE CARD!
07.08.05 - Macaw
07.05.05 - The Buzz on Maggie
07.04.05 - I'd like to buy the world some coke, so it could overdose
07.01.05 - Gasper and Whorace
06.27.05 - December's Juicy Fruit is gone
06.27.05 - SKIN CHECK
06.27.05 - The Sun has gone to bed and so must I
06.25.05 - Summer Sanders
06.23.05 - Tays-Tee Kake
06.23.05 - AHMAHGAT! SHAYGOTTASHOTEN'UHAHM
06.20.05 - AHMMAIJOES
06.18.05 - The next day was tomorrow.
06.16.05 - Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
06.15.05 - Resistance is Futile
06.15.05 - First day of School! First day of School!
06.13.05 - J Kwon!
06.12.05 - Hey! Nacho Butt!
06.09.05 - Sandra BOLLOCKS!
05.03.05 - Too much chawklit cake
05.22.05 - We should use that for Stella!
05.19.05 - Oh, You!
05.11.05 - ROFL
05.09.05 - The Youth in Asia
05.04.05 - hllod
04.24.05 - Ifailedhomeec
04.23.05 - Well we just happen to have some blacks...some chinese....some mexicans
04.12.05 - The homemade potpurri fumes finally got to me
04.03.05 - 5 Hours on a stoopid English Visual
03.16.05 - Ya Gotta Eat. And know proper grammar
03.09.05 - Feeling the pull of the Thai Massage
03.09.05 - The Kindest Cut?
03.05.05 - Feeling a bit Fahty
03.01.05 - Yentl ate Lentil FUH BREAKFAST
02.23.05 - You people are as fake as my orgasms
02.18.05 - Good friends? More like....DELICIOUS CEREAL
02.13.05 - Protractor....TO THE JUGULAR
02.08.05 - Final Day of Cheerios
02.06.05 - 3 Down, Ticklish Muppet
02.05.05 - Crouching Tiger, Stumbling Jew
02.03.05 - PS I Hate Jay Leno
01.25.05 - Pancetta is Italian bacon. If you can't find it, use any good quality bacon.
01.22.05 - Star Jones Reynolds? More like FATTY MC FAT FAT WITH A SIDE OF FAT
01.15.05 - DO IT FUH JOHNNY
01.10.05 - Paging Al Sharpton. Mr Reverend Al Sharpton to the front desk.
01.05.05 - Ghetto? I BUILT THE GHETTO
01.03.05 - water is the new crack
12.29.04 - Muahahaha
12.17.04 - Continentally United Northern Troops
12.08.04 - F Minus
12.02.04 - theywereorphans@yahoo.com
11.28.04 - But it was delicious cake
11.24.04 - Ohio's on the phone. It's for you.
11.22.04 - Crayola Crawfish
11.21.04 - Merry Buhthday
11.20.04 - Giant fork and spoon
11.17.04 - I danced for the pharisee
11.16.04 - Smoke Free Mondays
11.14.04 - Lampy The Lamp
11.07.04 - Maybe he was talking about the other George Michael...you know...the singer songwriter?
11.04.04 - The entry where I cement my status as an embittered old hag
11.01.04 - The moon doesn't favor girls.
10.31.04 - DREAM STREET
10.28.04 - AH'M OWLD
10.24.04 - Costume Drama pt. IV: Kalabar's Revenge
10.23.04 - I got my pie last night. Oh yes. I got my pie.
10.21.04 - the past three days i've been dreaming about pie
10.15.04 - WAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
10.14.04 - What's this? TIMMY'S TEDDY BEAR??
10.13.04 - Costume Drama pt. III
10.10.04 - Costume Drama pt. II
10.08.04 - Boredom on a Friday night
10.08.04 - Ever since i read Trainspotting, I think like a Scottish drug addict. It's been interesting.
10.05.04 - Milwaukee, a city built on beer. And Wiener Schnitzel
09.28.04 - The Poop Loop
09.27.04 - Wot Tha Fock?
09.24.04 - Be there, or be rhombus!
09.23.04 - Its the 5 Flinstones vitamins i had this morning talking.
09.20.04 - HAPEE B DAI COO133N!
09.18.04 - R.I.P Eric Johnson
09.10.04 - Segways at Safeways
09.06.04 - This entry is totally tasteless, but these cookies I made are quite the opposite!
09.04.04 - Peter! I'm holding iced tea!
08.30.04 - GRAMS! DON'T YOU GET IT? THERE IS NO GOD!
08.27.04 - Dinah, the Christmas Whore
08.27.04 - Dinah, the Christmas Whore
08.24.04 - LiKe OmGz!!! ThIs TiTle h@$ Tak3n m1nUt3$ 0ff of MaI LyFe + I will nvr gt ThEm B@k!!
08.23.04 - Airport '77
08.23.04 - My shoulders aren't big enough for this family.
08.22.04 - There's chocolate underneath my fingernails
08.20.04 - This peach tastes like sunscreen
08.18.04 - I think I'm having a midlife crisis, which is sad because now this means I'll die when I'm thirty. Oh well. Here's to hoping it's something cool, like getting mauled by a grandma.
08.18.04 - GIT TO DA CHOPPA
08.17.04 - \"Hi...I'm Carl\"
08.15.04 - Courtney didnt have a gun to my back when I wrote this entry. *click* I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
08.15.04 - Chasse, you bastard.
08.14.04 - Casablanca
08.12.04 - \"Nowhere Again\" The Secret Machines
08.11.04 - This entry was never meant to make sense.
08.08.04 - Ah ha....Led Zeppelin...
08.07.04 - Parfait. Yogurt or otherwise.
07.22.04 - Pea....Tear....Griffin
07.22.04 - Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega
07.21.04 - I thought they were all pirates, but it turns out the homosexuals are actors in a local theater.
07.20.04 - HOw about a little less questions, and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP!
07.16.04 - What's this? A deli meat?
07.14.04 - Free Willy...dead
07.13.04 - If anyone has a car, please drive me to the Spam Festival.
07.10.04 - Ok, that was my one allotted Asian slur...I promise.
07.06.04 - Norman Bates is Mr. Chasse
07.06.04 - Norman Bates is Mr. Chasse
07.01.04 - All I did was push him in the pool with it in his pocket...sheesh
07.01.04 - All I did was push him in the pool with it in his pocket...sheesh
07.01.04 - David Raboy aint got shit on me.
06.25.04 - i'll trade you, i'll burn modest mouse for you if you burn me hot hot heat.
06.25.04 - John Mayer looks like a child molestor.
06.23.04 - fatty mc fat fat
06.22.04 - \"Trespassers will be prostituted\"
06.20.04 - Nigga Pulease
06.16.04 - I hate English Finals
06.13.04 - SWEET YESU
06.09.04 - leonard whiting is mai babi's dadee
06.04.04 - \"LAURA! GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S COCK\"
06.03.04 - OI! FOCK YOU!
06.02.04 - Challah back now
06.01.04 - and on the eight day God invented Degrassi
05.19.04 - 2004-----Year of the Hasselhoff
05.23.04 - I want to fuck you like an animal
05.18.04 - Behold the wrath of Zeus's penis.
05.17.04 - You know those Puerto Ricans....they can fly!
05.01.04 - Blaccent
05.13.04 - Someone needs MIDOL.
05.09.04 - track meet blues
05.09.04 - jared paledecki or whatever his last name is, IS MY BABY'S DADDY
05.08.04 - the self pity entry
05.04.04 - 1-800-372-7048
05.02.04 - its not my fault we're worthless
04.27.04 - modest mouse is my REAL father
04.06.04 - Anne Marie is destined to live in her car eating cat food.
04.05.04 - Ha, Mrs Shenefelt, YOU BITCH!
04.20.04 - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A22911-2004Apr18.html
04.18.04 - Kill Bill 2 is almost as cool as me.
04.15.04 - GAH
04.12.04 - Todai:Japanese Cuisine
03.30.04 - If I had money I would have bought some roses
03.25.04 - Fakingcool really IS Jesus!
03.24.04 - Mi Ba
03.22.04 - Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
03.21.04 - Arrested Developement AKA the Jesus of Television.
03.12.04 - Ice-T is my REAL father.
03.10.04 - Gangsta Nation
03.04.04 - ah, FUCK. just FUCK. fuck and...and SHIT. yeah, SHIT.
03.03.04 - the dream entry
03.02.04 - two veins away from an anerysum
03.01.04 - Wolfboy, Boy Wonder
03.01.04 - MUH BABI WAN CHAWKLIT CAKE, MAH BABI GON GIT CHAWKLIT CAKE
02.28.04 - St. Leo's Night of Magic!
02.28.04 - George Michael? Gay?
02.25.04 - Hug me.
02.24.04 - Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours.
02.23.04 - Don't change your name, keep it the same.
02.21.04 - Ah, yes it's the essence of a man.
02.20.04 - DAMN YOU BILL GATES, AND YOUR ROBOTS!
02.19.04 - I'm a consumer whore. AND HOW!
02.18.04 - Ok, maybe not half, maybe just me...
02.13.04 - Dont baffle us with your, with your LOGIC
02.10.04 - Poopy is taking his first steps!
02.05.04 - Gouda minus U and A spelled backwards is DOG! Jesus, I'm so clever it hurts. Literally. I am in pain.
02.04.04 - if its not penetration, then its not worth the kiss
02.02.04 - If it isnt making dollars, then it isnt making sense.
02.01.04 - SUPERBOWL HAIKU
01.31.04 - I'M GETTING A SIGNAL FROM INSIDE THE CAMP!
01.28.04 - Witch Baby
01.27.04 - I never know what to write in this stupid thing anymore.
01.27.04 - eduardo!
01.26.04 - Father Donella and the Orphans can suck it.
01.24.04 - cars and calories
01.22.04 - I'm going to go fondle my sweaters.
01.20.04 - the guy at nordstoms liked it
01.17.04 - Gunga Din, please blow your horn!
01.11.04 - fecal residue, AHA, hilarious
01.09.04 - scotland forever
01.08.04 - Rice and Shine!
01.07.04 - JuZd0ll@, LaJEWah. wawnTAWN, 4 LyFe
01.01.04 - television static, how tragic
01.01.04 - DNA thample
12.31.03 - MAMA MET JESUS LAST NIGHT
12.31.03 - I want a potty
12.27.03 - for my mama, please
12.23.03 - sir i want to buy these shoes...
12.22.03 - a man, a woman, two halves of the equation
12.22.03 - wayahowth
12.20.03 - and to think i worried about C pluses
12.18.03 - this is to you becky, who thinks lip gloss is one of the five food groups
12.15.03 - wow, you should take your act to Vegas
12.10.03 - gdfgfdgd
12.08.03 - honestly, mildred...
12.06.03 - so solemn
12.04.03 - I love Sandy! And I love Neil!
12.01.03 - toikey
11.26.03 - dis is a gang, and im in it.
11.24.03 - too many updates! *explodes*
11.24.03 - gluttious maximus
11.23.03 - this is why we have mad cow disease.
2003-11-23 - these carrots aren't going to ejaculate themselves!
2003-11-19 - the asshole theory
2003-11-17 - sorry silly rabbit, trix are fo' da kids
2003-11-13 - kind of like spitting.
2003-11-11 - we had HBO, bow down
2003-11-09 - almost like bra hunting
2003-11-07 - go grind an organ, organ grinder
2003-11-06 - shallow as a puddle
2003-11-03 - You have leukimia and I killed a baby, it all evens out.
2003-11-02 - playing jenga with junkies
2003-11-01 - Book by Auther Wrider
2003-10-30 - please don't let this be an indication of where my sense of humor is headed.
2003-10-28 - Thomas Edison was a good man but he was a bastard to his wife and kids.
2003-10-26 - balooga whale\
2003-10-22 - DAMIEN: (ANTI) CHRIST SUPERSTAR
2003-10-20 - tacos tacos everywhere, but not a drop to eat.
2003-10-16 - Happy Days: The Epic Musical
2003-10-15 - i hate you like only a best friend could.
2003-10-11 - Shut up bitch, voices carry.
2003-10-09 - KENAN! KENAN! KENAN!
2003-09-08 - The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the tiiiiiiiiiime
2003-09-07 - dsfhukdshfkasdhfsdjakfsad
2003-10-02 - It's temporary tattoos!
2003-09-30 - most loving mere folly
2003-09-29 - I feel like I've given birth to a baby, only she's not a baby, she's middle aged and smokes and says 'shit' alot.
2003-09-28 - Hello, my name is Mr. Magina
2003-09-27 - SHREDDER
2003-09-27 - let's go to the carnival
2003-09-25 - Attack of the Cheeleader Moms
2003-09-24 - There's a pinneapple stuck in my blender.
2003-09-22 - eyes...heavy
2003-09-22 - No Kelly, THESE are for eating!
2003-09-21 - The Madness of King George
2003-09-21 - Penny for your thoughts.
2003-09-21 - Kaputo
2003-09-18 - I'd like you even if you changed your gender.
2003-09-17 - LORENZO!
2003-09-17 - Everybody hails to the pumpkin song
2003-09-17 - Right Hand, meet Left hand.
2003-09-16 - This isn't high school...This isn't high school...This isn't high school....oh wait..yeah it is.
2003-09-14 - Ronald McDonald is the Michael Jackson of fast food chains
2003-09-13 - Don't get mad, get Glad!
2003-09-13 - KISS ME FAT BOY!
2003-09-13 - Mrs. Beasly froze for our sins.
2003-09-06 - HERE WE ARE! WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
2003-09-06 - Gazra
2003-09-05 - Breakfast Club Redux
2003-09-03 - Red Rover...an exercise in humiliation.
2003-09-03 - \"Hey, kid, ever been in a Turkish prison?\"
2003-09-03 - \"At school they called me a whore and said I had a big gaping vagina.\"----Bebe
2003-09-01 - KA-CHING
2003-09-01 - Pincone McGee? What the fuck was I thinking?
2003-08-30 - I beat up a chair today.
2003-08-30 - It's very serious...you have a brain tumor on your liver.
2003-08-27 - 'Stairway! Denied!\"
2003-08-25 - And then I found five dollars
2003-08-25 - Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
2003-08-23 - Mullet (1991-2003)
2003-08-20 - TRAAAAAAAAAAADITION!
2003-08-19 - BAKE ME A PIE
2003-08-17 - It's the new Jan Brady!
2003-08-17 - \"I thought you were a fag\" \"No no, I'm just a transvestite\"
2003-08-13 - \"PUT THOSE GODDAMN PANTS BACK\"
2003-08-12 - its a mad mad mad mad mad world
2003-08-11 - self esteem: check
2003-08-06 - family reunion:the motion picture
2003-07-25 - its so bright yo
2003-07-24 - homemade porn
2003-07-22 - the last 3 days
2003-07-20 - mourning
2003-07-16 - a night out with the madre.
2003-07-14 - it smells like bagels
2003-07-14 - i go to ocean city NJ because im classy like that
2003-07-13 - fine days and kindergarten cops
2003-07-13 - ..
2003-07-11 - .
2003-07-11 - this is the entry where i bitch
2003-07-11 - random dream of the apocolypse
2003-07-11 - kitty and scissors equals NO NO
2003-07-08 - an ephiphany of sorts
2003-07-08 - my father, the wangsta
2003-07-06 - crocodile
2003-07-05 - it was the principle of the matter
2003-07-05 - stupid stupid entry
2003-07-03 - naked poetry
2003-07-03 - goose! nooo!
2003-07-02 - okily dokily
2003-07-02 - boredom is the main killer of teens 13-16
2003-06-29 - EVEN MORE filler
2003-06-27 - filler
2003-06-27 - barriers broken...chips ahoy questioned
2003-06-26 - revelation
2003-06-26 - rope
2003-06-25 - puppetry of the penis
2003-06-24 - so close and yet so far
2003-06-23 - ADD ENTRY
2003-06-21 - not fair
2003-06-19 - cliches
2003-06-17 - the sand sculpter
2003-06-17 - random notes of my day
2003-06-16 - braces of utter crapiness
2003-06-15 - wink
2003-06-14 - a. giant. wooden. bunny
2003-06-14 - rain pondering